One OS to rule them all
Contribuído por npf em 02-01-04 12:05
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Microsoft Um anónimo diz:

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

 4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F 2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D 
'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'
One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
[npf: Não foi traduzido porque perdia a piada.]

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    Agora já sei... (Pontos:2)
    por jorgelaranjo em 02-01-04 12:59 GMT (#1)
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    ...para que me vão servir os 2 cds do Windows 98 que tenho...

    Jorge Laranjo
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    Re:Agora já sei... (Pontos:1)
    por Perky_Goth em 03-01-04 3:07 GMT (#6)
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    na, os meus cdr explodem como os outros...
    --- Insert lame .sig
    fortunes.lotr (Pontos:2, Engraçado)
    por lbruno em 02-01-04 14:19 GMT (#2)
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    O meu fortunes.lotr:

    Three OSes to the geeks, who major in comp sci
    Seven for the dork lords, in their halls of code
    Nine for BSD-based admins, doomed to die
    And one for the Dark Lord on his throne
    In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie
    One OS to rule them all,
    One Office to find them,
    One .Net to snare them all,
    And in a proprietary file format bind them,
    In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie...

    Data:2001-12-27 14:07:46 PST (Pontos:0, Redundante)
    por jorgelaranjo em 02-01-04 15:09 GMT (#3)
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    Um post de 2001!!!

    Jorge Laranjo
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    One OS to rule them all (Pontos:2)
    por racme em 02-01-04 15:44 GMT (#4)
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    One OS to rule them all ?

    por momentos ainda pensei que se referiam ao jnode :O

    mas gostei dessa ref do queimar os cds da m$, fazme lembrar aqueles sms
    "voce ganhou 500 euros telefone ja"

    Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
    -- Henry Spencer
    Re:One OS to rule them all (Pontos:1)
    por gass em 02-01-04 17:10 GMT (#5)
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    humm ... será que também dá com a lareira?

    se calhar vou experimentar ... humm ... talvez não, aquilo ainda tem algum bug que me rebenta com a sala!!!