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 | Contribuído por npf em 02-01-04 12:05
do departamento jokes | |  | |  | | |  Um anónimo diz: Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth: | | | | | | 4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F 2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D 'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:' One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. [npf: Não foi traduzido porque perdia a piada.] < A Terra, ao segundo. | Novo portal Slackware > | | gildot Login | | | Referências | | |
| Esta discussão foi arquivada. Não se pode acrescentar nenhum comentário. | | | ...para que me vão servir os 2 cds do Windows 98 que tenho...
Cumprimentos,
Jorge Laranjo
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| | | | | | na, os meus cdr explodem como os outros...
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| | | | O meu fortunes.lotr:
Three OSes to the geeks, who major in comp sci
Seven for the dork lords, in their halls of code
Nine for BSD-based admins, doomed to die
And one for the Dark Lord on his throne
In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie
-- slashdot.org
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One OS to rule them all,
One Office to find them,
One .Net to snare them all,
And in a proprietary file format bind them,
In the Land of Redmond where the shadows lie...
-- slashdot.org
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| | | | | One OS to rule them all ?
por momentos ainda pensei que se referiam ao jnode :O
mas gostei dessa ref do queimar os cds da m$, fazme lembrar aqueles sms
"voce ganhou 500 euros telefone ja"
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
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| | | | | | humm ... será que também dá com a lareira?
se calhar vou experimentar ... humm ... talvez não, aquilo ainda tem algum bug que me rebenta com a sala!!!
Cumps-
Gass |
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